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Top 5 Samuel L. Jackson moments

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Yes, what a way to comeback huh? An actual post with certified bad ass-ness with it. This is a tribute to the baddest motherfucker in the history of this planet. And no it’s not you Mr Chuck Norris.

Here’s the top 5 moments of Samuel L Jackson in film.

5) Shaft – What’s my name?!? What’s my name?!?

A big black guy beating up a couple of thuggish kids? Awesome.

4) Pulp Fiction – Mushroom Cloud Laying Motherfucker

One of the many memorable lines Mr Samuel Motherfucking Jackson gave us in this film.

Well, I’m a mushroom-cloud-layin’ motherfucker, motherfucker! Every time my fingers touch brain, I’m Superfly T.N.T., I’m the Guns of the Navarone! IN FACT, WHAT THE FUCK AM I DOIN’ IN THE BACK? YOU’RE THE MOTHERFUCKER WHO SHOULD BE ON BRAIN DETAIL! We’re fuckin’ switchin’! I’m washin’ the windows, and you’re pickin’ up this nigger’s skull!

3) Jackie Brown – AK-47

Would’ve been the best AK-47 commercial ever, tough luck, guns can’t be advertised.

AK-47, the very best there is. When you absolutely, positively, have to kill every single motherfucker in the room; accept no substitute

2) Snakes on a Plane – Best line Ever.

Just watch the clip, nuff said.

Enough is enough! I have had it with this motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane!

1) Pulp Fiction – The greatest interrogation scene ever.

The best part of the film, the time when Jules (Sam) interrogates Brett. Pure bad ass and dozens of quotables too.

– Oh I’m sorry? Did I break your concentration?

– “What” ain’t no country I ever heard of, they speak English in “What”?

– English motherfucker! Do you speak it?

– Say “what” again. Say “what” again! I dare you! I double-dare you, motherfucker! Say “what” one more goddamn time!

– Does he look like a bitch? Then why’d you try to fuck him like a bitch, Brett?

– You read the bible Brett? Well, there’s this passage I’ve got memorized, sort’a fits the occasion. Ezekiel 25:17? “The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who in the name of charity and good will shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother’s keeper and the finder of lost children.  And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers! And you will know my name is the Lord  when I lay my vengeance upon thee! (Shoots Brett repeatedly)

Those are 5 bad ass scenes from the baddest man in the planet. Enjoy guys.

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Written by bassman500

June 29, 2009 at 11:51 PM

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