Top 5 Samuel L. Jackson moments

Yes, what a way to comeback huh? An actual post with certified bad ass-ness with it. This is a tribute to the baddest motherfucker in the history of this planet. And no it’s not you Mr Chuck Norris.

Here’s the top 5 moments of Samuel L Jackson in film.

5) Shaft – What’s my name?!? What’s my name?!?

A big black guy beating up a couple of thuggish kids? Awesome.

4) Pulp Fiction – Mushroom Cloud Laying Motherfucker

One of the many memorable lines Mr Samuel Motherfucking Jackson gave us in this film.

Well, I’m a mushroom-cloud-layin’ motherfucker, motherfucker! Every time my fingers touch brain, I’m Superfly T.N.T., I’m the Guns of the Navarone! IN FACT, WHAT THE FUCK AM I DOIN’ IN THE BACK? YOU’RE THE MOTHERFUCKER WHO SHOULD BE ON BRAIN DETAIL! We’re fuckin’ switchin’! I’m washin’ the windows, and you’re pickin’ up this nigger’s skull!

3) Jackie Brown – AK-47

Would’ve been the best AK-47 commercial ever, tough luck, guns can’t be advertised.

AK-47, the very best there is. When you absolutely, positively, have to kill every single motherfucker in the room; accept no substitute

2) Snakes on a Plane – Best line Ever.

Just watch the clip, nuff said.

Enough is enough! I have had it with this motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane!

1) Pulp Fiction – The greatest interrogation scene ever.

The best part of the film, the time when Jules (Sam) interrogates Brett. Pure bad ass and dozens of quotables too.

- Oh I’m sorry? Did I break your concentration?

- “What” ain’t no country I ever heard of, they speak English in “What”?

- English motherfucker! Do you speak it?

- Say “what” again. Say “what” again! I dare you! I double-dare you, motherfucker! Say “what” one more goddamn time!

- Does he look like a bitch? Then why’d you try to fuck him like a bitch, Brett?

- You read the bible Brett? Well, there’s this passage I’ve got memorized, sort’a fits the occasion. Ezekiel 25:17? “The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who in the name of charity and good will shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother’s keeper and the finder of lost children.  And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers! And you will know my name is the Lord  when I lay my vengeance upon thee! (Shoots Brett repeatedly)

Those are 5 bad ass scenes from the baddest man in the planet. Enjoy guys.

March-ing towards douchebaggery

Last month, we’ve seen the most disgusting acts done by two of the most disgusting human beings walking on the planet. Yes, we’ve seen this supposed to be “respected” and “well informed” Chinese journalist guy, Chip Tsao, whose name seems like has been inspired by a random Chinese junk food sold in the streets of Quiapo. The other guy is a Filipino himself. He goes by the name of Boyet Fajardo, a guy who looks like Boy Abunda on a good day and looks like an uglier Boy Abunda on a bad day.

While I hate to retort to racial comments because Francis M said so, Chip Tsao would be an exemption. I pity the guy.. really. He’s clueless, he doesn’t know what he’s talking about and uhm.. he’s Chinese.  That alone would make the heartless pity the guy, I mean, who would ever want to be Chinese?

In all  seriousness though, I don’t know why that guy even has a job. I heard he’s a respected author in China, but is that how respected Chinese Journalists do their job? I mean look at this.. they fail at making food, they fail at looking good, they fail at smelling good heck they’d even fail at Basketball if Yao Ming was 5 foot 9! But I never thought they’d fail at writing. I always thought it’s hard to be a writer in a country like China who bans everything that can be banned.  But I guess I was wrong, they even fail at writing.

It goes to show you how miserable that country can be. That entry alone reflects how Chinese people acts and thinks. Seriously? Nation of servants? Oh well, I’d rather live in a nation of servants than to be in that miserable country. That’s the same damn country who built a big wall to hide themselves from the Mongols. Yeah that’s a real.. brave act people.

Now moving on, can anybody tell me who the hell is this Boyet Fajardo guy? Oh so he’s a fashion designer, so yeah, does that make him this untouchable dude that he thinks he is? Not really. He’s a faggot, and that’s what rich faggots do. They think they have the world revolving in their finger, when the fact is, they’re just another stain in the underwear of life.

Never should a guy think that he’s “better” than another guy because he has money, never. Look at what happened now? Look who’s trying to save face in national TV? Look who’s Mr “Oh I’m tired, I just got out of airplaine, and the bottled water in there is just too small to satisfy my ass fucking needs, I’m sorry” now?

I have the outmost respect for people doing decent things for a living. Especially the lower ones. No one should ever look down on them, no matter if you’re the president of this country or a faggot looking for a good ass fuck like Boyet Fajardo. People like him are the one who doesn’t DESERVE RESPECT here. Imbeciles like him are the one who needs to kneel, in front a CCTV camera and beg for forgiveness to the cashier dude who he looked down on.

Three things Boyet Fajardo and Chip Tsao have in common

• Both are douchebags who thinks they’re better than everyone else but in reality they’re not.
• Both gave a fake apology to save face, too bad they’re not gonna get any
• And both guys do not deserve any respect from any logical human being.

That is all thank you